FML Moments
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Arkanay
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FML Moments
I'm sure you guys know what FML stands for? F*** My Life
If you don't, it's a site where people post stuff they did horribly in there life.
This thread you can post your FML moments
I'll start this off:
My friend was upset so I tried to comfort her. I sent her a very looooong text message about how sorry I felt for her and I hope everything gets better, love you, the usual. I get a text back saying, huh? who are you? I later realized I put the wrong area code for her contact, I was texting an adult - FML
If you don't, it's a site where people post stuff they did horribly in there life.
This thread you can post your FML moments
I'll start this off:
My friend was upset so I tried to comfort her. I sent her a very looooong text message about how sorry I felt for her and I hope everything gets better, love you, the usual. I get a text back saying, huh? who are you? I later realized I put the wrong area code for her contact, I was texting an adult - FML
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Lol, reminds me of when Jakey stole my phone, texted our friend something naughty, and it turned out to be some completely different dude I didn't know whoops, he ended up calling me again later.
SuperLoki- EuroSpore 1997
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Spore Name : Rebecca1208
Age : 29
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Once, I decided to climb up a lifeguard post at the beach while
I was on vacation, because my cousin went missing. I got to the top, and someone pushed me off. I fell about 20 feet down to the sand, and fractured my arm. Later, I realized the whole cousin thing was a prank my friend made up, who was the one that pushed me down. Infact, I then remembered that I saw my cousin at the top of the lifeguard post FML!
I was on vacation, because my cousin went missing. I got to the top, and someone pushed me off. I fell about 20 feet down to the sand, and fractured my arm. Later, I realized the whole cousin thing was a prank my friend made up, who was the one that pushed me down. Infact, I then remembered that I saw my cousin at the top of the lifeguard post FML!
Zaroas- EuroSpore 1951
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Spore Name : Zaroas
Location : America
Age : 26
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Zaroas wrote:Once, I decided to climb up a lifeguard post at the beach while
I was on vacation, because my cousin went missing. I got to the top, and someone pushed me off. I fell about 20 feet down to the sand, and fractured my arm. Later, I realized the whole cousin thing was a prank my friend made up, who was the one that pushed me down. Infact, I then remembered that I saw my cousin at the top of the lifeguard post FML!
Deja vu
Arkanay- EuroSpore 2007
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Spore Name : Arkanay
Age : 33
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I was once stopped by a cop when my friend and I were driving. The guy was new, and I'm pretty tall, so he was kind of intimidated. We were speeding and he asked for my friends Registration (He is 17, I'm not) Well, his pockets tied themselves up so he got out of the car, he then remembers that he gave the license to him so his pocket doesn't destroy it. Well, I walk out of the care to hand him the license. the cop thinks we are going to jump him, and then sprays me with pepper spray.
For those who don't know, it BURNS. A LOT.
For those who don't know, it BURNS. A LOT.
Hutch- EuroSpore 1948
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Spore Name : Thestarwarsgeek
Location : USA. Stereotype me.
Age : 28
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Dayamn, ouch D: they shouldn't have done that, though :/
SuperLoki- EuroSpore 1997
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Spore Name : Rebecca1208
Age : 29
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Yeah, but. That is a rookie cop for you.
Hutch- EuroSpore 1948
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Spore Name : Thestarwarsgeek
Location : USA. Stereotype me.
Age : 28
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We did. This was a couple months back actually.
Hutch- EuroSpore 1948
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Spore Name : Thestarwarsgeek
Location : USA. Stereotype me.
Age : 28
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Good that you sued him. Did you get a million dollars?
Aieru- EuroSpore 1954
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Spore Name : AapBurger
Age : 34
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No, not much. But we did get the guy out of the field, and into a desk job. So at least he got what was coming to him.
Hutch- EuroSpore 1948
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Spore Name : Thestarwarsgeek
Location : USA. Stereotype me.
Age : 28
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Aieru wrote:Good that you sued him. Did you get a million dollars?
Are you related to
Arkanay- EuroSpore 2007
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Spore Name : Arkanay
Age : 33
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lol 'poor' guy, But that'll teach him, stuck to a desk the rest of his life.
@Ark
We were once supposed to marry, but she dropped me, and ran off with another.
@Ark
We were once supposed to marry, but she dropped me, and ran off with another.
Aieru- EuroSpore 1954
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Spore Name : AapBurger
Age : 34
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Aieru wrote:
@Ark
We were once supposed to marry, but she dropped me, and ran off with another.
Aww, and to think I was about to become a brother in law..
Arkanay- EuroSpore 2007
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Spore Name : Arkanay
Age : 33
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*applauds for himself*
Thanks peoples
Thanks peoples
Aieru- EuroSpore 1954
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Spore Name : AapBurger
Age : 34
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What?! I'm not the top FML'er?!
FML.
FML.
Hutch- EuroSpore 1948
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Spore Name : Thestarwarsgeek
Location : USA. Stereotype me.
Age : 28
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hmmm the only thing that relatively recently happened was In my living room, there is a shelf above my couch that my cat likes to sleep on. I was laying down watching supernatural on tv. The neighbour must have dropped something, because I heard a loud crash. Well naturally my cat got startled and jumped down right on my.... ehm....... jewels... Note, my cat is very overweight.
This happened roughly 6 weeks ago
This happened roughly 6 weeks ago
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Reyes Wins. Done.
Hutch- EuroSpore 1948
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Spore Name : Thestarwarsgeek
Location : USA. Stereotype me.
Age : 28
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Blaze wrote:Ouch Reyes, sounds painful
a furry 4.5 kilo missile to the crotch is pretty painful yes, yes it is blaze
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My friend locking his house door on purpose knowing that I was bursting for the loo. He even told me that I could use the toilet and everything. :/ I had another 1km to walk to my house :/
Trick- EuroSpore 1992
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Spore Name : bobmarleyrulz
Location : Sunny Dorset, in the UK.
Age : 27
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