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Post by Blaze on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:28 am

I'm sure you guys know what FML stands for? F*** My Life

If you don't, it's a site where people post stuff they did horribly in there life.

This thread you can post your FML moments

I'll start this off:

My friend was upset so I tried to comfort her. I sent her a very looooong text message about how sorry I felt for her and I hope everything gets better, love you, the usual. I get a text back saying, huh? who are you? I later realized I put the wrong area code for her contact, I was texting an adult - FML

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Re: FML Moments

Post by SuperLoki on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:29 am

Lol, reminds me of when Jakey stole my phone, texted our friend something naughty, and it turned out to be some completely different dude I didn't know Unsure whoops, he ended up calling me again later.

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Re: FML Moments

Post by Zaroas on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:33 am

Once, I decided to climb up a lifeguard post at the beach while
I was on vacation, because my cousin went missing. I got to the top, and someone pushed me off. I fell about 20 feet down to the sand, and fractured my arm. Later, I realized the whole cousin thing was a prank my friend made up, who was the one that pushed me down. Infact, I then remembered that I saw my cousin at the top of the lifeguard post FML!
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Post by Arkanay on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:34 am

Zaroas wrote:Once, I decided to climb up a lifeguard post at the beach while
I was on vacation, because my cousin went missing. I got to the top, and someone pushed me off. I fell about 20 feet down to the sand, and fractured my arm. Later, I realized the whole cousin thing was a prank my friend made up, who was the one that pushed me down. Infact, I then remembered that I saw my cousin at the top of the lifeguard post FML!

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Post by Hutch on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:41 am

I was once stopped by a cop when my friend and I were driving. The guy was new, and I'm pretty tall, so he was kind of intimidated. We were speeding and he asked for my friends Registration (He is 17, I'm not) Well, his pockets tied themselves up so he got out of the car, he then remembers that he gave the license to him so his pocket doesn't destroy it. Well, I walk out of the care to hand him the license. the cop thinks we are going to jump him, and then sprays me with pepper spray.

For those who don't know, it BURNS. A LOT.

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Re: FML Moments

Post by SuperLoki on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:46 am

Dayamn, ouch D: they shouldn't have done that, though :/

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Re: FML Moments

Post by Hutch on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:51 am

Yeah, but. That is a rookie cop for you.

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Re: FML Moments

Post by Aieru on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:51 am

You should really sue that cop! Surprised
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Post by Hutch on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:52 am

We did. This was a couple months back actually.

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Re: FML Moments

Post by Blaze on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:52 am

dude tht cop should be suspended

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Post by Aieru on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:53 am

Good that you sued him. Did you get a million dollars? Smile
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Re: FML Moments

Post by Hutch on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:56 am

No, not much. But we did get the guy out of the field, and into a desk job. So at least he got what was coming to him.

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Re: FML Moments

Post by Arkanay on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:57 am

Aieru wrote:Good that you sued him. Did you get a million dollars? Smile

Are you related to Angel LoD ? scratch
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Re: FML Moments

Post by Aieru on Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:58 am

lol 'poor' guy, But that'll teach him, stuck to a desk the rest of his life. Laughing


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Re: FML Moments

Post by Arkanay on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:01 am

Aieru wrote:

@Ark
We were once supposed to marry, but she dropped me, and ran off with another.

Aww, and to think I was about to become a brother in law..
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Re: FML Moments

Post by Blaze on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:03 am

oh we gotz a pro FML in da house!!!!!! AEIRU!!!

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Post by Aieru on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:07 am

*applauds for himself*

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Re: FML Moments

Post by Hutch on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:46 am

What?! I'm not the top FML'er?!

FML.

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Post by Blaze on Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:50 am

Oh we haz second runner up pro FML right heeyah!!! THESTARWARSGEEK!!!

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Post by LordRemington on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:01 am

hmmm the only thing that relatively recently happened was In my living room, there is a shelf above my couch that my cat likes to sleep on. I was laying down watching supernatural on tv. The neighbour must have dropped something, because I heard a loud crash. Well naturally my cat got startled and jumped down right on my.... ehm....... jewels... Note, my cat is very overweight.


This happened roughly 6 weeks ago

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Post by Hutch on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:02 pm

Reyes Wins. Done.

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Post by Blaze on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:13 pm

Ouch Reyes, sounds painful

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Post by LordRemington on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:15 pm

Blaze wrote:Ouch Reyes, sounds painful

a furry 4.5 kilo missile to the crotch is pretty painful yes, yes it is blaze

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Post by Blaze on Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:16 pm

0__o now when you put it that way...just thinkin about it hurts

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Post by Trick on Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:26 am

My friend locking his house door on purpose knowing that I was bursting for the loo. He even told me that I could use the toilet and everything. :/ I had another 1km to walk to my house :/
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