Whats your Zombie plan?
+19
Takben
Sakiara
jellyman12
Lumorei
Xaesheir
bmpalmann
Dormin
MarkyDMan
LordRemington
Icedmask
Aletrius
Trick
Shadow
Vektrix
Vereor
Skeletontail
Arkanay
UltimateZob
Pikachu
23 posters
Page 2 of 3
Page 2 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
The Descent up... they would need Living Human-like balance to get them up. The Cold, although yes it won't hurt them, on a cold night it will slow them down, lock up their limbs and makes it even harder. With the addition of ice in the winter time, they won't be able to get up.
Xaesheir- Delegate
-
Spore Name : xDoomsoulx
Age : 30
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Make a tree house where Doom is situated, invite Rem over, and act as a guard tower to his caves.
The Navy would have taken the submarine already, Mark
The Navy would have taken the submarine already, Mark
Trick- EuroSpore 1992
-
Spore Name : bobmarleyrulz
Location : Sunny Dorset, in the UK.
Age : 27
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Ha ha. The zombie Apocalypse worries me.
I would use simple tools, such as a sledge hammer, shovel, or hatchet.....
and beat them with it.
I would use simple tools, such as a sledge hammer, shovel, or hatchet.....
and beat them with it.
Dormin- EuroSpore 1951
-
Spore Name : Possum95
Location : Minnesota.
Age : 28
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Fight or flight eh?
I say flight.
Then fight.
I say flight.
Then fight.
Trick- EuroSpore 1992
-
Spore Name : bobmarleyrulz
Location : Sunny Dorset, in the UK.
Age : 27
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Flight and flight at the same time.
I'll be able to kill mooses/zombies from my hilicopter!
[/sarah palin]
I'll be able to kill mooses/zombies from my hilicopter!
[/sarah palin]
jellyman12- EuroSpore 1948
-
Spore Name : jellyman12
Location : Possibly
Age : 27
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Lol that was a great read I don't understand in every zombie movie/show how there are barely any survivors
But I would grab a ton of people and food. Then we would live in a skyscraper. A huge department store would be cool. Especially if it had a mattress, food, and entertainment stores. Bolt up the doors and bottom windows then have some fun
Sakiara- EuroSpore 1957
-
Spore Name : Sakiara
Location : Saskatchewan, Canada
Age : 38
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
see I'd do the opposite. people always seem to find the need to stay in cities in zombie movies.... why? i'd go to the most remote, uninhabited places on the planet, somewhere, where no humans live and there is no signs of civilization for hundreds of kilometres and just hunt for my food and whatnot.
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Meh, sounds like a solo camping trip. I'd basically see it as a vacation. OR maybe I'd get a houseboat and some friends. Then hang out in the middle of some lake or something. That would be sweet.
Sakiara- EuroSpore 1957
-
Spore Name : Sakiara
Location : Saskatchewan, Canada
Age : 38
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Sakiara wrote:Meh, sounds like a solo camping trip. I'd basically see it as a vacation. OR maybe I'd get a houseboat and some friends. Then hang out in the middle of some lake or something. That would be sweet.
I'd be stealing a cruise liner if I were close enough to a harbour. Might as well live out the zombie apocalypse in style and comfort
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Trickatel wrote:Make a tree house where Doom is situated, invite Rem over, and act as a guard tower to his caves.
The Navy would have taken the submarine already, Mark
Which is why I chose a Vanguard class from a breakers yard. The navy are in the process of scrapping the Vanguard subs, in favour of the new Astute-class
MarkyDMan- Euro Moderator
-
Spore Name : MarkyDMan......obviously :D
Location : Surfing the web... Awesome Points: 99,453,475,463,208,543 Mood: Inspired
Age : 28
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
They'll still be used by the Navy, however. And you think that you can control an entire submarine by yourself?
Trick- EuroSpore 1992
-
Spore Name : bobmarleyrulz
Location : Sunny Dorset, in the UK.
Age : 27
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
MarkyDMan wrote:Trickatel wrote:Make a tree house where Doom is situated, invite Rem over, and act as a guard tower to his caves.
The Navy would have taken the submarine already, Mark
Which is why I chose a Vanguard class from a breakers yard. The navy are in the process of scrapping the Vanguard subs, in favour of the new Astute-class
You know to much about weird stuff like that...
Anywho, most of you are Zombie apocalypse noobs. I can conclusively say that in the event of an outbreak a majority of you would perish.
Anyone who said anything about stealing anything from the military is straight up wrong and will more then likely get shot down by a helicopter. You see, the military is often nothing like how they are displayed in zombie movies. They are not on the front lines, a few meters from an zombie horde. And if they do have a horde of zombies coming after them, they will fall back. You see, most military commanders are trained to co-ordinate against other humans. That are capable of using firearms and this little thing called strategy. One thing that zombies lack in every way and form. Against a zombie horde, the military could easily round them to one place and use precision air strikes to mince every single one of the walking flesh bags. The military are not stupid. And plus, have you even seen a military base? They are more often then not in the middle of no-where, surrounded by wire fences and well stocked with supplies that could last most personnel on the base a year at least.
Now trying to steal something from the military? Are you serious? Not only would they shoot you on sight but i can also guarantee that they have much better training then you when it comes to using fire-arms. Even if you broke in with a gun, you would still be shot down in a hail of bullets. Plus the submarine idea is void because... Well can you drive one? Actually no stupid question. I know a single person could not operate a submarine. They have hundred strong crews with good reason...
Anyone who decides to wait out the apocalypse is also silly. Zombies are dead. They arent going to starve. They need to eat but lack of food will not kill them. Do you ever see zombies drink? No. If they can go without water they can certainly go without food.
Anyone who said leave the populated areas is also pretty silly. Isolating yourself is the worst way to go about it. Strength in numbers folks. The more people you ahve watching your back the better. Yes humans can be selfish and vain but we are also extremely xenophobic. Faced with a brand new species that is a possible threat to us, you would see alot of people wanting to stay on top. And how would they go about that? By getting more humans together. We are still capable of using weapons, thinking of plans, moving faster and we have survival instincts. What do zombies have?
No?
Nothing?
Thats what i thought. We are always better with someone else looking out for our us. Running for the hills will only make things worse. Standing and fighting could annihilate an outbreak before it even gets into full swing.
Also, anyone who said nukes. No. Just no. There are so many more effective weapons to use against zombies. Hell chances are a nuke wouldnt even kill them. They dont get sick so any radiation poisoning would have zero effect on them. And a well known fact is that the aftermath of a nuclear explosion usually does alot more then the initial explosion in terms of casualties. The equivalent money spent on making a nuke could make enough molotov cocktails to get rid of basically all the zombies in the world and plus there easier to use! Light and throw. Its not hard. Not to mention you dont have to be a few miles away to use one...
Anyone who said planes, also a bad idea. Unless you know how to fly one or are really quick at learning, you would more then likely kill yourself just trying to take off.
To any of you who said anything beside these points, good job. You might just survive a year or two! Or to those of you that believe that a zombie outbreak would be stopped so fast its not funny, better job! You just won an internet.
Tl;dr: Zombies are so fail its stupid. Humans > Zombies.
Anyone who hasn't already done so, got to that link that Ark posted, it will all destroy your zombie plans. Also read this:
http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/
It will have a similar effect...
Vereor- EuroSpore 1951
-
Spore Name : JAkster666
Location : Bacon.
Age : 31
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
In the event of a zombie apocalypse I would attempt to build a wall around, say, an area of farm land. Out of the way, got food, (for water I can always use my pee...I've heard people stranded on desert islands do it. Not very nice but it'd work.) I could live there almost indefinitely until I could think of a plan...the only problem I see is ammo.
Takben- Regular
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
I would tame the zombies and get them to fetch me the newspaper.
Arkanay- EuroSpore 2007
-
Spore Name : Arkanay
Age : 33
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Thats it. Screw it, Ima following griff to alaska!
Pikachu- EuroSpore 1948
-
Spore Name : Stitch1200
Location : In the forest, With the other Pikachu.
Age : 27
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Arkanay wrote:I would tame the zombies and get them to fetch me the newspaper.
I would tame a zombie and teach it to steal your newspaper in the mornings
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
LordRemington wrote:Arkanay wrote:I would tame the zombies and get them to fetch me the newspaper.
I would tame a zombie and teach it to steal your newspaper in the mornings
And I'd teach it to bring it back to you and then roll it up and beat you with it
Takben- Regular
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Yes. Yes it is.
Join me in the chatbox.
BTW, that website was very reassuring, Zob.
Join me in the chatbox.
BTW, that website was very reassuring, Zob.
Dormin- EuroSpore 1951
-
Spore Name : Possum95
Location : Minnesota.
Age : 28
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
If you can't beat them, join them!
ArticShock- EuroSpore 1948
-
Spore Name : ArticShock
Age : 30
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Lol. Scary thing it is, no?
Dormin- EuroSpore 1951
-
Spore Name : Possum95
Location : Minnesota.
Age : 28
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
I guess it depends on the type of zombies.
If they are a the mindless, slow walking ones, they shouldn't be a problem. But if they can actually think, stratagize(?), and walk normal; then I would be scared. Surviving wouldn't be as easy then.
If they are a the mindless, slow walking ones, they shouldn't be a problem. But if they can actually think, stratagize(?), and walk normal; then I would be scared. Surviving wouldn't be as easy then.
ArticShock- EuroSpore 1948
-
Spore Name : ArticShock
Age : 30
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
Deadspace zombies FTW.
Dormin- EuroSpore 1951
-
Spore Name : Possum95
Location : Minnesota.
Age : 28
Re: Whats your Zombie plan?
I plan on hitting them with my sword and hiding from creepers.
sjhorm- EuroSpore 1975
-
Spore Name : sjhorm
Location : United States of Vespucci
Age : 27
Page 2 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
Similar topics
» The EuroSpore DJ Video Show - Song for The Day - A Week In Rememberance of Louise a mutch loved Sisster Tuesday Album Revew P!nk Funhouse
» Whats your personality?
» Whats your catchphrase, fool!
» Whats your personality?
» Whats your catchphrase, fool!
Page 2 of 3
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|