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Post by bmpalmann on Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:33 am

This thread is for all manners of quotes from just about anything.

You can quote from your fellow eurosporeons, sporeons, celebrities, famous figures whoever!

There are a few rules though
1) Don't use memes all the time, they're boring and overused.
2) Don't post quotes that contain strong language.
3) Just follow the above rules
4) Follow rule 3
5) Have fun


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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by bmpalmann on Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:47 am

Here are a couple of quotes from Winston Churchill talking about alcohol

Mormon visitor when offered a whisky and soda: "May I have water, Sir Winston? Lions Drink it."
Churchill: "Asses drink it too."
Second Mormon: "Strong drink rageth and stingeth like a serpent!"
Churchill: "I have long been looking for a drink like that."

Churchill inquiring about his alcohol intake, with the help of his friend Professor Lindemann

Churchill: "Prof., pray calculate the amount of champagne and spirits I have consumed in my life and indicate how much of this room they would fill?"
Prof Lindeman, pretending to calculate with his slide ruler: "I'm afraid not more than a few inches, Winston."
Churchill: "How much to do, how little time remains!"

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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by Illusionary on Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:28 am

The Terminator wrote:Come with me if you want to live.

The Terminator wrote:Hasta la vista, baby.

I love those quotes, really. I remember a few others by famous politicians, but I can't read them off the top of my head.
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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by bmpalmann on Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:32 am

The Terminator has some great stuff in it. Delivered in perfect monotone Cool

Here's another quote
Nick Clegg on the notion of Sovereignty
People talk about sovereignty like it's like losing your virginity, you only loose it once. That's wrong

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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by Arkanay on Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:34 am

Nice quotes, guys. I especially like that first one, Ben. Razz


Snoop Dogg:

If you want to have sex, use latex.


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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by LordRemington on Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:08 pm

Unknown author quotes

Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.




Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen has some of the best quotes.

"I've often said: the only thing standing between me and greatness... is me."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

"Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem."

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by sjhorm on Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:17 pm

HHGTTG

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by Dormin on Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:20 pm

Lol, Remi Laughing I love those. Nice choice. Thumbs Up

Oh, can we quote ourselves?
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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by War on Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:05 pm

“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by LordRemington on Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:41 pm

Eurosporean Quotes

Vektrix

Urgl
Urgl Burgl
Urgelth to the Burgleth

Ark


Blop

Saki

butt
buttz
buttface
monkeybutt
grrr


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All very insightful and inspiration quotes, if I might say so myself.

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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by Damnagoras on Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:46 pm

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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by bmpalmann on Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:28 am

Dormin wrote:Lol, Remi Laughing I love those. Nice choice. Thumbs Up

Oh, can we quote ourselves?

Not really, if you say something particularly memorable then i'm sure someone else will post it Smile

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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by Trick on Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:40 am

You forgot the buns of Saki.
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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by bmpalmann on Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:57 am

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
--- Mohandas Gandhi

“-She turned me into a newt!
-A newt?
-I got better...
--- Monty Python (The Holy Grail)

I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen.
--- Omid Djalili

[On his running for California Governor]
It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

“If you are cold, tea will warm you; if you are too heated, it will cool you; if you are depressed, it will cheer you; if you are excited, it will calm you.”
--- William E. Gladstone

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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by LordRemington on Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:29 am

Trickatel wrote:You forgot the buns of Saki.

But thats something I say, not something saki says. Razz

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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by bmpalmann on Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:33 am

I was thinking that as well. Razz

Here's a quote i believe is appropriate for most the mod team

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
--- Billy Connolly

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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by Vektrix on Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:57 am

Nancy Astor: If I was your wife, I'd poison your coffee.
Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I'd drink it.

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The Internet is so big, so powerful and so pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.


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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by Illusionary on Mon Jan 10, 2011 6:24 am

Top one made me laugh Razz

Cole Sear wrote:I see dead people.
Jack Torrance wrote:Here's Johnny!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Davy Jones: "You can do nothing without the key!"
Jack Sparrow: "I already have the key!"
Davy Jones: [shows the key] "No you don't."
Jack Sparrow: "Oh, that key."
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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by Dormin on Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:33 am

Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.

Zim: Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?
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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by bmpalmann on Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:13 am

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
-- Muhammad Ali

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
-- Anonymous

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire

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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by Trick on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:53 am

Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work.
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Re: Quoting Eurospore

Post by Vektrix on Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:57 pm

Christopher Russell
It is noticeable that in all the discussions about the femininity of God, the masculinity of the Devil goes unchallenged. This is unfair and revealing.

Stephen Fry
We've all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but don't know which way to sit on a lavatory.

Steven Wright
Right now, I'm having amnesia and de ja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

John Cleese as Basil Fawlty
May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically by?


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