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Post by Arkanay on Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:12 am

Greetings, fellow EuroSporeons. I wasn't sure wether to put this topic in Forum Games or General Advice so I've decided on the Off Topic section instead.

Basically, use this thread to give advice of what things not to do in life, regardless of what they are and feel free to explain why. (Just bear in mind people from a wide range of ages, including children, have the ability to read this)
It's mostly just for fun but I suppose some may get some good advice out of this. Razz

Feel free to take it seriously or just in a relaxed way.

Go nuts.
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- Do not pick your nose while in a moving vehicle. If there's an accident there are high chances of you getting a close feel of your brain. (Now that I think of it, just don't pick your nose at all, lol)

- Do not throw trash on the floor - Put it in the proper recipient. It's ridiculous in the era we're in some people completely ignore environmental issues and just throw their leftovers wherever they want.

- Do not leave cables plugged in the walls if you're done using them. You will save energy and your electric bill. Wink
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Re: What not to do?

Post by bmpalmann on Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:04 am

Do not bring Dinosaurs back into existence...you've seen Jurassic Park right? Wink

Do not try and split an atom in your kitchen, for a start you could melt your shiny new cooker Razz


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Re: What not to do?

Post by Arkanay on Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:09 am

Then we HAVE to bring dinosaurs back to existence! Razz
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Re: What not to do?

Post by bmpalmann on Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:10 am

Uh oh Facepalm
DO NOT let Ark acquire Dino DNA! :O

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Re: What not to do?

Post by Andeavor on Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:19 am

Do not leave the car window open when it's potentially snowing.

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Re: What not to do?

Post by Vektrix on Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:21 am

*Orders further security for his Dino DNA stash*

- Do Not listen to Westlife, every second of their music is proven to shorten your life by 5 days.

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Re: What not to do?

Post by bmpalmann on Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:26 am

Vektrix wrote:
- Do Not listen to Westlife, every second of their music is proven to shorten your life by 5 days.

That made me laugh Wink It's true as well!

Do Not attempt head-banging whilst shaving, it gets messy very quickly Razz

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Re: What not to do?

Post by TyrannoFan on Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:42 am

Do not touch a metal after it was just held over a Bunsen burner for 5 minutes. I learnt that the hard way. I have a very faint burn on my right index finger.
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Re: What not to do?

Post by Andeavor on Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:55 am

TyrannoFan wrote:Do not touch a metal after it was just held over a Bunsen burner for 5 minutes. I learnt that the hard way. I have a very faint burn on my right index finger.
Same goes for hot plates. When the waiter emerges from the kitchen and procedes to shout "Hot plate!" do NOT touch the plate. Learnt that the hard way. Shocked

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Re: What not to do?

Post by Jeff on Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:21 am

DO NOT, under any circumstances, drink Tang. It's disgusting, and far better used to clean out your dishwasher. Razz
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Re: What not to do?

Post by LordRemington on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:25 am

-Do not even consider eat a durian fruit. Vile doesn't begin to describe it.

-Do not throw non-recyclables in the recycling bin. Putting leftover foods or other non-recyclables contaminates the recyclables meaning they can't be recycled. If there is a recycling bin, there is normally a regular bin right next to it. Put things in the right bins.

Do not attempt to pat a dog with a bone or piece of steak. Even the smallest of dogs will become vicious killers if they think you are trying to take their food.

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Re: What not to do?

Post by sjhorm on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:39 am

Drink milk after brushing your teeth. Blech

Put off guitar practice till the day of your guitar lesson. >_>
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Re: What not to do?

Post by Trick on Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:25 am

-Do not race shopping trolleys in a supermarket
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Re: What not to do?

Post by bmpalmann on Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:28 am

Do Not try to get off the front line in World War 1 by putting your pants on your head and sticking 2 pencils up your nose and saying "wibble" Razz

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Re: What not to do?

Post by Trick on Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:42 am

bmpalmann wrote:Do Not try to get off the front line in World War 1 by putting your pants on your head and sticking 2 pencils up your nose and saying "wibble" Razz

Or pretend to be Italian chefs for that matter. And make custard. Out of cats vomit.
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Re: What not to do?

Post by sjhorm on Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:09 am

Trickatel wrote:-Do not race shopping trolleys in a supermarket

haha I do that every time I go to the grocery store
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Re: What not to do?

Post by Trick on Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:48 am

sjhorm wrote:
Trickatel wrote:-Do not race shopping trolleys in a supermarket

haha I do that every time I go to the grocery store

I last did that when I was 10.

Didn't go down very well Razz

-Do not attempt a flip on a tiny trampoline
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Re: What not to do?

Post by Vektrix on Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:47 am

I've raced trollies in a car park before - my mate almost went through a shop window Embarassed

- Do Not Riot for no reason other than to steal Plasma TV's.

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Re: What not to do?

Post by bmpalmann on Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:17 am

Haha, too true Vek

Do not put attempt to hold something that is scolding hot, and then drop it on your foot Razz

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Re: What not to do?

Post by sjhorm on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:56 pm

Vektrix wrote:I've raced trollies in a car park before - my mate almost went through a shop window Embarassed

- Do Not Riot for no reason other than to steal Plasma TV's.

XD that's usually what happens to me
*racing shopping cart*
*runs into display rack*
*sneaks away*

-Do not walk too far away from your amp while holding your guitar and it's plugged in, or you might break the Input jack. Mad
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Re: What not to do?

Post by Vektrix on Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:55 pm

I've done that before with my bass, sj.

I have leanred a valuable lesson, if you want to hear what the DVD Commentary to the Apocalypse would be, watch Sangat TV otherwise;

- Do not watch Sangat TV (it is trending on Twitter and so many people are raving about it, I think they are all absolutely and utterly crazy and wrong)

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