Some great pickup lines?
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Some great pickup lines?
Not the usual "hey, how are you?" but some funny/creative/stupid pickup lines
""Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day long""
""I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?""
""Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go *****""
""I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you""
""Get in the van!!""
Some i found, now, do you have any?
""Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day long""
""I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?""
""Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go *****""
""I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you""
""Get in the van!!""
Some i found, now, do you have any?
Icedmask- EuroSpore 1951
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Spore Name : Icedmask
Location : I dont need a location, Im the universe
Age : 29
Re: Some great pickup lines?
Haha nice
""I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?""
Ok, don't post the most dirty ones now
""I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?""
Ok, don't post the most dirty ones now
Icedmask- EuroSpore 1951
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Spore Name : Icedmask
Location : I dont need a location, Im the universe
Age : 29
Re: Some great pickup lines?
Here's one I use sometimes(most of teh time on my friends...girls you perverts(lol jk)
"Somebody call heaven cause I think an angel's gone missing"
"Somebody call heaven cause I think an angel's gone missing"
Re: Some great pickup lines?
"Nice mask."
"You take credit card?"
"You take credit card?"
Arkanay- EuroSpore 2007
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Spore Name : Arkanay
Age : 33
Re: Some great pickup lines?
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print"
"Baby,did you just fart? Because you just blew me away"
"Baby you must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet"
........ I use these all the time....... I....... I... Just don't undertsand why they don't work, it boggles my mind
"Baby,did you just fart? Because you just blew me away"
"Baby you must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet"
........ I use these all the time....... I....... I... Just don't undertsand why they don't work, it boggles my mind
Re: Some great pickup lines?
- "Do you have naked pictures of your mom?"
- "No..."
- "Wanna buy some?"
- "No..."
- "Wanna buy some?"
Arkanay- EuroSpore 2007
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Spore Name : Arkanay
Age : 33
Re: Some great pickup lines?
Arkanay wrote:- "Do you have naked pictures of your mom?"
- "No..."
- "Wanna buy some?"
What you doin takin naked pics of her mom????!!!! lol jes kiddin
Re: Some great pickup lines?
I wanna be your friend now babyyyy!!!!
all i know is that to me
you look like your lot's of fun
open up your loving arms
watch out here i come.
all i know is that to me
you look like your lot's of fun
open up your loving arms
watch out here i come.
Re: Some great pickup lines?
alien7249 wrote:I wanna be your friend now babyyyy!!!!
all i know is that to me
you look like your lot's of fun
open up your loving arms
watch out here i come.
You spin me right round, baby
Right round, like a record, baby
Right round, round, rooound
Arkanay- EuroSpore 2007
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Spore Name : Arkanay
Age : 33
Re: Some great pickup lines?
Hey baby, i just sh*t in my pants. Can i get into yours?
xD
xD
Icedmask- EuroSpore 1951
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Spore Name : Icedmask
Location : I dont need a location, Im the universe
Age : 29
Re: Some great pickup lines?
"Hope you're not vegan, cuz you're about to eat some meat sausage."
"Look, it's either this or you being stalked for a few months. Your choice."
"I wants to f*cks with you!"
"Look, it's either this or you being stalked for a few months. Your choice."
"I wants to f*cks with you!"
Arkanay- EuroSpore 2007
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Spore Name : Arkanay
Age : 33
Re: Some great pickup lines?
"Does my package sound like it's ticking to you?"
"That's not a good pickup line, Frank."
"I think my package is a bomb!"
"Now THAT'S a pickup line."
A conversation I had at Christmas time. I got my friend a clock in the shape of a bowling ball. It was so loud that everyone thought I was a terrorist for the rest of the week.
"That's not a good pickup line, Frank."
"I think my package is a bomb!"
"Now THAT'S a pickup line."
A conversation I had at Christmas time. I got my friend a clock in the shape of a bowling ball. It was so loud that everyone thought I was a terrorist for the rest of the week.
Re: Some great pickup lines?
"Get your coat, love, you've pulled!"
"Do you need an ambulance?"
"Why?"
"Because you must have broken something when you fell from heaven!"
"Do you need an ambulance?"
"Why?"
"Because you must have broken something when you fell from heaven!"
Re: Some great pickup lines?
A classic one Vektrix
"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon"
My favorite: "You might as well sleep with me, because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!"
"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon"
My favorite: "You might as well sleep with me, because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!"
Icedmask- EuroSpore 1951
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Spore Name : Icedmask
Location : I dont need a location, Im the universe
Age : 29
Re: Some great pickup lines?
You're just ... perverted.Arkanay wrote:"Hope you're not vegan, cuz you're about to eat some meat sausage."
"Look, it's either this or you being stalked for a few months. Your choice."
"I wants to f*cks with you!"
How about...?
My cat likes to cuddle with me. What about yours?
I'm not religious, but you sure as hell didn't evolve from an ape!
*'falls' over* Whoops! Well, since we already kissed...
I don't s'pose you're into baseball, but you'll love my bat!
I think I just got out of bed again! (Yeah, think that one over for a while... there, you got it)
I wonder if any of these would actually, you know, work...?
Shrooblord- Regular
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Spore Name : Shrooblord
Location : The Subnet Mask of Infinite Reality
Age : 73
Re: Some great pickup lines?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
witch translates as
Do you Want to Sleep With me Tonight (and it works i tryed it on 2 of my exs worked both times)
witch translates as
Do you Want to Sleep With me Tonight (and it works i tryed it on 2 of my exs worked both times)
MetalStarTech- EuroSpore 1954
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Location : Some place just past Parts Unkowen
Age : 44
Re: Some great pickup lines?
"Hey..... noticed you from the other corner of the room........ so.... wanna spoon?"
"I'm rich"
"I'm rich"
Re: Some great pickup lines?
DragonFame wrote:I dont know any pickup lines
Thobe- EuroSpore 1954
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Spore Name : Thobewill
Location : Arizona, USA
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