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Some great pickup lines?

Post by Icedmask on Sun May 23, 2010 10:21 am

Not the usual "hey, how are you?" but some funny/creative/stupid pickup lines Very Happy

""Are your legs tired? because you've been running through my mind all day long""

""I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?""

""Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go *****""

""I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you""

""Get in the van!!""

Some i found, now, do you have any?
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Icedmask on Sun May 23, 2010 10:33 am

Haha nice Very Happy

""I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?""

Ok, don't post the most dirty ones now Razz
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Blaze on Sun May 23, 2010 10:43 am

Here's one I use sometimes(most of teh time on my friends...girls you perverts(lol jk)

"Somebody call heaven cause I think an angel's gone missing"

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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Arkanay on Sun May 23, 2010 10:57 am

"Nice mask."

"You take credit card?"
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by LordRemington on Sun May 23, 2010 11:13 am

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print"

"Baby,did you just fart? Because you just blew me away"

"Baby you must be a broom, because you swept me off my feet"


........ I use these all the time....... I....... I... Just don't undertsand why they don't work, it boggles my mind

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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Arkanay on Sun May 23, 2010 11:15 am

- "Do you have naked pictures of your mom?"
- "No..."
- "Wanna buy some?"
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by LordRemington on Sun May 23, 2010 11:18 am

lol wtf how is that a pick up line??? thats just perverted XD

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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Blaze on Sun May 23, 2010 12:03 pm

Arkanay wrote:- "Do you have naked pictures of your mom?"
- "No..."
- "Wanna buy some?"

Shocked What you doin takin naked pics of her mom????!!!! lol jes kiddin

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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by flux on Sun May 23, 2010 9:46 pm

"hi grandma!"
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Billith on Mon May 24, 2010 5:17 am

"Hi, you'll do."
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Shadow on Mon May 24, 2010 6:20 am

hi i noticed you were alone so i thought i'd come and keep you company.
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Shadow on Mon May 24, 2010 6:28 am

I wanna be your friend now babyyyy!!!!
all i know is that to me
you look like your lot's of fun
open up your loving arms
watch out here i come.
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Arkanay on Mon May 24, 2010 7:39 am

alien7249 wrote:I wanna be your friend now babyyyy!!!!
all i know is that to me
you look like your lot's of fun
open up your loving arms
watch out here i come.

You spin me right round, baby
Right round, like a record, baby
Right round, round, rooound
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Icedmask on Mon May 24, 2010 7:51 am

Hey baby, i just sh*t in my pants. Can i get into yours?

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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Arkanay on Mon May 24, 2010 8:01 am

"Hope you're not vegan, cuz you're about to eat some meat sausage."

"Look, it's either this or you being stalked for a few months. Your choice."

"I wants to f*cks with you!"
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Shadow on Tue May 25, 2010 12:29 am

lol ark you guessed it Very Happy
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Lumorei on Tue May 25, 2010 12:36 am

"Does my package sound like it's ticking to you?"
"That's not a good pickup line, Frank."
"I think my package is a bomb!"
"Now THAT'S a pickup line."

A conversation I had at Christmas time. I got my friend a clock in the shape of a bowling ball. It was so loud that everyone thought I was a terrorist for the rest of the week.
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Vektrix on Tue May 25, 2010 4:00 am

"Get your coat, love, you've pulled!"

"Do you need an ambulance?"
"Why?"
"Because you must have broken something when you fell from heaven!"

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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Icedmask on Thu May 27, 2010 2:54 am

A classic one Vektrix Smile

"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon"

My favorite: "You might as well sleep with me, because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!"
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Shrooblord on Thu May 27, 2010 3:22 am

Arkanay wrote:"Hope you're not vegan, cuz you're about to eat some meat sausage."

"Look, it's either this or you being stalked for a few months. Your choice."

"I wants to f*cks with you!"
You're just ... perverted. Laughing

How about...?
My cat likes to cuddle with me. What about yours?
I'm not religious, but you sure as hell didn't evolve from an ape!
*'falls' over* Whoops! Well, since we already kissed...
I don't s'pose you're into baseball, but you'll love my bat!
I think I just got out of bed again! (Yeah, think that one over for a while... there, you got it)

I wonder if any of these would actually, you know, work...?
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by MetalStarTech on Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:45 am

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
witch translates as
Do you Want to Sleep With me Tonight (and it works i tryed it on 2 of my exs worked both times)

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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by LordRemington on Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:44 am

"Hey..... noticed you from the other corner of the room........ so.... wanna spoon?"

"I'm rich"

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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Hawkbird2000 on Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:46 am

I dont know ant pickup lines Sad
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Crysis_DNA on Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:33 pm

nvm
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Re: Some great pickup lines?

Post by Thobe on Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:33 am

DragonFame wrote:I dont know any pickup lines Sad
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