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Post by Arkanay on Tue May 25, 2010 4:26 am

I´ll start...

Yo moma´s so old, the pre-historic museum put a bounty on her head.

Yo moma´s so fat, whenever she falls from bed, she falls to both sides.

Yo moma´s so fat, when she steps on a scale, it goes: "One at a time, please."
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Post by Lumorei on Tue May 25, 2010 4:32 am

Your moma's so fat, she has more folds than an origami accordion.
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Re: Yo moma´s jokes

Post by Arkanay on Tue May 25, 2010 4:36 am

Yo moma´s so smelly, people fart to cover her up.

Yo moma´s so ugly, the mirror wrote a resignation letter.
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Post by Blaze on Tue May 25, 2010 6:40 am

Yo moma's so fat, when she walks outside with a red t-shirt on little kids yell It's The Kool Aid Man!!!!!

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Post by bmpalmann on Tue May 25, 2010 7:32 am

Yo mama's so hairy she's started to speak wookie!

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Post by Mudo on Tue May 25, 2010 7:41 am

Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even git a whistle from a train before it hits here!

(That's a bit innapropriate, if it's too much I'll remoove it.)
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Re: Yo moma´s jokes

Post by Hawkbird2000 on Tue May 25, 2010 8:45 am

yo mama's so old when Moses split the Red River, she was on the other side fishing

yo mama's so fat, when a bus full of white kids drove by she shouted "stop that twinkie"
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Re: Yo moma´s jokes

Post by ArticShock on Tue May 25, 2010 10:49 am

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl

Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a clock to see time fly
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Post by Hawkbird2000 on Tue May 25, 2010 10:55 am

Yo moma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
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Post by flux on Tue May 25, 2010 10:38 pm

yo momas so big shes got her own gravity well
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Post by Hawkbird2000 on Tue May 25, 2010 10:44 pm

yo moma threw a rock at the ground and missed
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Re: Yo moma´s jokes

Post by Arkanay on Wed May 26, 2010 4:23 am

Mankind knows less than 1% about the Universe. Once we met yo moma, we found out the other 99%.
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Post by sjhorm on Wed May 26, 2010 6:38 am

Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

It gets funnier when you imagine it.

Yo mama so poor, I found her in a dumpster. When I asked her what she was doing, she said "Christmas shoppin'!"

Yo mama so fat, she stood on the scale and saw her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, she bleeds Ragu!
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Re: Yo moma´s jokes

Post by ArticShock on Thu May 27, 2010 1:13 am

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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Re: Yo moma´s jokes

Post by Hawkbird2000 on Thu May 27, 2010 6:47 am

yo moma's so poor, i threw a rock at a trash can and she asked "who knocked?"
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Re: Yo moma´s jokes

Post by Aieru on Sat May 29, 2010 5:23 am

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Re: Yo moma´s jokes

Post by Hawkbird2000 on Sat May 29, 2010 7:33 am

Lol nice Aieru
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