Chat Session Moments

Wowsers, Mudo, what is it with you and the ChatBox?

did you not look at my equation vek? the math is solid. Mudo is not mathematically able to be in the chatbox without causing mental harm to himself

Yes I did rem, but it did not take into account enough variables.

Now for my failed attempt to decorate the ChatBox.

[13:09:06] Vektrix has joined the chat on Sun 18 Apr 2010 - 13:09
[13:09:27] * Vektrix walks in carrying two pots of paint, one blue and one a dull yellow.
[13:09:46] * Vektrix also has a paintbrush in his mouth, biting the handle to keep it steady.
[13:10:14] * Vektrix realises the empty room needs the furniture covering, so goes to get some dust covers.
[13:10:17] Vektrix is Disconnected on Sun 18 Apr 2010 - 13:10
[13:12:28] Vektrix has joined the chat on Sun 18 Apr 2010 - 13:12
[13:12:48] * Vektrix comes back with a massive bag of dust covers and places by the door.
[13:13:07] * Vektrix delves into the bag and pulls out a dust civer.
[13:13:25] * Vektrix throws it over the large sofa in the corner.
[13:13:44] * Vektrix pulls out another dust cover and throws it over the two sofas's in the middle of the room.
[13:14:13] * Vektrix steps into the opened can of blue paint, the pint tin gets stuck to his foot.
[13:14:36] * Vektrix wanders around the roomgetting blue paint everywhere.
[13:14:58] * Vektrix kicks and kicks, but only succeeds in covering himself and the floor in paint.
[13:15:13] * Vektrix stands in the dull yellow pat pot in the sheer confusion.
[13:15:36] * Vektrix then proceeds to make an absolute mess of the area by spreading yellow and blue paint everywhere.
[13:16:01] * Vektrix manages to kick the blue paint off and it smashes into the bar, splattering paint everywhere.
[13:16:24] * Vektrix kicks and kicks in sheer frustration and eventually the yellow paint smashes into the door.
[13:16:32] * Vektrix storms out.
[13:16:42] Vektrix is Disconnected on Sun 18 Apr 2010 - 13:16

hey you've gotten the hang of the crazy monologue. Some of the best fun you can have in the chatbox is with yourself......... that sounded slightly dirty.... I appologise for that

Think you can out crazy me do you Vek??? This is what a true insane self conversation looks like. look what happened meer minutes after you left.

[12:19:47] Vektrix is Disconnected on Sun 18 Apr 2010 - 12:19.

[12:22:24] Reyes1 has joined the chat on Sun 18 Apr 2010 - 12:22.

[12:23:06] Reyes1 : Well its all so nice in the nut house.. sitting in my little padded cell.

[12:23:29] Reyes1 : Well its all so nice in the buthouse, the nurses all treat me really swell.

[12:23:40] Reyes1 : ...............well that was my fun for the day.

[12:24:40] Reyes1 : wait.... buthouse........... why did I miss spell it buthouse?????.

[12:25:05] Reyes1 : Well the n is right next to the b.... hmmmmm that must be it.

[12:26:53] Reyes1 : Sings don't stop believing.

[12:27:32] Reyes1 : Just a small town girl.... living in a loooonley world... she took the midnight train going aaannyyyywhere..

[12:28:05] Reyes1 : just a city boy.... born and raised in south Detroit.... he took the midnight train... going anywhere.........

You two... I liked Vek's idea better.

My super chat of Army stuff



[21:19:01] Hawkbird2000 has joined the chat on Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:19 pm
[21:19:08] Hawkbird2000 : KABOOM!!!
[21:19:08] Zellex : I'm just getting ready for school aths.
[21:19:24] Hawkbird2000 : ... the master is here
[21:19:34] Hawkbird2000 : Boom!!
[21:19:46] Lumorei : You're not the master of everything, you know...
[21:19:49] Hawkbird2000 : Zellex's school blew up
[21:20:07] * Hawkbird2000 punches the nearest thing
[21:20:11] @ Aap : I have never understood why people mow lawns, i mean what's the point in that? =/
[21:20:13] Hawkbird2000 : kaboom
[21:20:26] Zellex :
[21:20:30] Hawkbird2000 : BOOM!!
[21:20:31] Lumorei : I don't have a lawn, only snow.
[21:20:38] * Hawkbird2000 kicks his brother
[21:20:41] Jezrhen : Make the yard look nice? I don't know...
[21:20:46] Hawkbird2000 : hahaha
[21:20:53] Hawkbird2000 : BOOM!!
[21:21:04] * Hawkbird2000 blows up the chatbox
[21:21:05] Zellex : Because if it grows too long, you could ge tlost.
[21:21:05] Lumorei : stop spamming the word boom.
[21:21:12] Hawkbird2000 : ok
[21:21:15] LoD is Disconnected on Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:21 pm
[21:21:17] Hawkbird2000 : bam
[21:21:30] Lumorei : /facepalm
[21:21:30] Jezrhen : @Zell: true
[21:21:32] Hawkbird2000 : he snipes Zellex
[21:21:44] Zellex :
[21:21:46] Hawkbird2000 : RATATATATATA
[21:21:50] @ Aap : I like long grass. short grass is no fun to lie on..
[21:21:56] * Hawkbird2000 snipes Aap
[21:22:05] Lumorei : what about snow Aap?
[21:22:06] Hawkbird2000 : brb
[21:22:33] Zellex : You need mid length. Actually, even been on a premier sporting oval, Aap?
[21:22:38] Zellex : That's nice grass.
[21:22:39] Hawkbird2000 : g2g
[21:22:44] @ Aap : Snow is awesome. But you shouldn't remove it from the streets.

Right...

Zellex wrote:You two... I liked Vek's idea better.

idea? mine wasn't an idea, I never plan what I say, I just do it out of boredom, you should know that by now Zel

hmmm

Me alone in a chatbox.. Not good


[00:11:29] Hawkbird2000 has joined the chat on Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:11 am
[00:11:29] Jakey has been disconnected the Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:11 am (session timeout)
[00:11:36] Hawkbird2000 : ...
[00:11:52] Hawkbird2000 : uhh
[00:11:59] Hawkbird2000 : i know!!
[00:12:18] Hawkbird2000 : HELP!!!
[00:12:22] Hawkbird2000 : SOMEONE!!
[00:12:34] Hawkbird2000 : HELP!!
[00:12:42] Hawkbird2000 : NOO!!!
[00:12:46] Hawkbird2000 : ....
[00:12:55] Hawkbird2000 : ok time for plan b
[00:13:09] Hawkbird2000 : I WILL BLOW UP THE CHATBOX!!!
[00:13:13] Hawkbird2000 : hm....
[00:13:19] Hawkbird2000 : Plan C
[00:13:36] Hawkbird2000 : GET ERE
[00:13:55] Hawkbird2000 : i have a gun to someone's head.... jl
[00:13:59] Hawkbird2000 : jk*
[00:14:03] Hawkbird2000 : ughh
[00:15:08] Hawkbird2000 : ok plan C
[00:15:24] Hawkbird2000 : Mwhahaha
[00:15:30] Hawkbird2000 : no one can see me
[00:15:33] Hawkbird2000 : ...
[00:15:37] Hawkbird2000 : ...
[00:15:45] Hawkbird2000 : Plan D
[00:16:02] * Hawkbird2000 goes Crazy and punches everything in sight
[00:16:15] Hawkbird2000 : "take this Ipod
[00:16:19] Hawkbird2000 : "
[00:16:41] Hawkbird2000 : Plan e
[00:16:48] Hawkbird2000 :
[00:16:52] Hawkbird2000 :
[00:17:05] Hawkbird2000 : Plan F
[00:17:18] Hawkbird2000 : ------->?
[00:17:39] Hawkbird2000 : <^^>
[00:17:43] Hawkbird2000 : uhh

Not as bad as me. I had a tea party with mahself.

wait till next time..........

the chat hates me too... Mudo ur not the only one


[01:00:56] Hawkbird2000 has joined the chat on Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:00 am
[01:03:31] sjhorm has joined the chat on Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:03 am
[01:04:02] sjhorm : Awkward...
[01:04:04] sjhorm is Disconnected on Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:04 am
[01:04:15] Hawkbird2000 : hey
[01:04:21] Hawkbird2000 : dmn!!!
[01:04:24] Hawkbird2000 : ughh
[01:06:48] Hawkbird2000 : horm
[01:12:00] * Hawkbird2000 feels like a
[01:13:12] Jezrhen has joined the chat on Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:13 am
[01:15:34] Jezrhen is Disconnected on Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:15 am
[01:16:23] Hawkbird2000 : dmnit

You sure are bad at this, aren't you?
Haha, it's Ok. Seems like I made a lot of people feel like jerks. ._.

..... could u at least go in the chat now?

I'm going to teh bed now. Maybe I'll catch ya later.

ok

Want to know how computers work? Here's the answer!

[18:46:31] @ Aap : Shame Vek is away, he could explain.. ^^'.

[18:46:31] NGC : but my system works >:.

[18:47:04] @ Aap : Does anyone here knows how computers work?.

[18:47:24] @ Aap : I mean, down to the basics. With transistors and stuff...

[18:47:25] NGC : my uncle ain't online on skype, so I can't ask him.

[18:47:30] NGC : or wait lemme see.

[18:47:47] bmpalmann : Yeah there's a Hamster in a wheel that spins round really really fast!.

[18:47:54] NGC : nope.

[18:48:01] Doomnova has been disconnected the Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:48 pm (session timeout).

[18:48:01] bmpalmann : That generates the POWER!.

[18:48:18] Ghelae : Yes, exactly. The hamster's only the power supply..

[18:48:22] @ Aap : Damn, I forgot to feed my computer this week! D=.

[18:48:28] NGC : there is a museum somewhere (can't remember where) on the history of computers.

[18:48:36] @ Aap : Will it die now? .

[18:48:48] bmpalmann : @NGC i bet it's just full of dead hamsters.

[18:48:56] @ Aap : I beleive there is one in england,. with a mechanical computer.

[18:49:08] NGC : they even have like a giant computer that's like 1.5 metres tall and only has 12 bits of data.

[18:49:25] NGC : nothing is savewd besides the basic operations.

[18:49:40] NGC : these days 12 bits isn't even 2 letters.

[18:49:54] NGC : *bit.

[18:49:59] @ Aap : I know, the first computer filled an entire office and could do very limited things.

[18:50:03] bmpalmann : @Aap: it won't die if you use the dead parrot method,pioneered by John Cleese with Monty Python, it involves shouting at it!.

[18:50:15] @ Aap : Incredible how things evolved this fast..

[18:50:27] Vektrix has been disconnected the Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:50 pm (session timeout).

[18:50:44] bmpalmann : Yeah hamsters now power very fast computers with lots of lights and buttons!.

[18:50:49] * Aap shouts at pc.

[18:51:09] * Aap 's pc wants to run away now..

[18:51:14] NGC : no now cheetahs power very fast gaming computers ben.

[18:51:24] * Jezrhen offers Aap a net.

[18:51:40] NGC : lucky me.

[18:51:47] NGC : my comp is tied up by wires.

[18:52:10] NGC : if it tries to move there goes the power.

[18:52:13] Ghelae : How would you fit a cheetah inside a computer? I thought they just increased the efficiency of the hamster wheels..

[18:52:22] * Aap cathces computer kills the hamster and is satisfied..

[18:52:33] MarkyDMan has joined the chat on Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:52 pm.

[18:52:39] NGC : shrink rays were invented for a reason Gel.

[18:52:43] MarkyDMan : Hey everyone.

[18:52:46] bmpalmann : Ah cheetahs, but surely it would require one massive computer, unless they're mini cheetahs!.

[18:52:48] Ghelae : Hello!.

[18:52:53] @ Aap : I though they only put in parts of the cheetah.

[18:53:01] NGC : and then there's always heavies with sandviches in front of them who power super computers.

[18:53:05] @ Aap : like a piece of leg.

[18:53:18] NGC : I will get the vid hold on.

[18:53:37] bmpalmann : See we don't need Vek to tell us how computers work!.

[18:54:05] @ Aap : .

[18:54:15] bmpalmann : I reckon the reason that old computers were so slow was because they put a giant tortoise in them!.

[18:54:36] NGC : hold on.

[18:54:38] MarkyDMan : im confused.

[18:54:47] Ghelae : No, they just didn't feed the hamsters with the right kind of food..

[18:54:52] @ Aap : You know where the word computer "bug" came from?.

[18:55:01] MarkyDMan : yep!.

[18:55:05] bmpalmann : Yeah the hamster got flees!.

[18:55:14] bmpalmann : fleas*.

[18:55:24] Ghelae : Some of them used gerbils, and they're incredibly inefficient at powering complex machinery....

[18:55:43] NGC : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Glym1JvxU.

[18:55:44] MarkyDMan : nope a supercomputer short-circuited and it was the fault of a moth. It's been known as a bug ever since.

[18:55:48] NGC : skip to 2:26.

[18:55:52] @ Aap : Back when computers where large, sometimes flies would fly in got electrocuted and the computer stopped working :p.

[18:56:08] @ Aap : Hence the name 'bug' ^^

Bummer. That sandwich must be pretty tasty.

I can explain....

Yo Vek, why are Moderators names Blue as well now?

He he. Nice chat sessions there.

After talking with Lod. I do believe we have solved the conspiracy of spore.... and hitler

[23:46:30] LoD has joined the chat on Tue 20 Apr 2010 - 23:46.

[23:46:34] LoD : Alone.

[23:46:57] LoD : at last .

[23:47:26] LoD : THIS FORUM SHALL BELONG TO THE TRUE HUMAN RACE MWAHAHAHAHA *coughcough*.

[23:47:36] LoD : >_>.

[23:47:41] LoD : <_<.

[23:47:45] LoD : they're watching me.

[23:48:06] LoD : Vektrix is apart of the government.

[23:48:15] LoD : D: He's on to me, I just know it.

[23:49:12] LoD : He knows about the plan to assassinate the queen rebecca oentooohate .

[23:49:39] LoD : >:^( someone in the yellow crew is a spy among us!.

[23:49:44] LoD : Cannot trust any of them.

[23:49:57] LoD : not even myself O_O.

[23:50:04] LoD : *kills self*.

[23:50:09] LoD is away : is dead.

[23:50:28] * LoD is back because LoD is a zombie nao.

[23:50:31] Reyes1 has joined the chat on Tue 20 Apr 2010 - 23:50.

[23:50:43] LoD : >.>.

[23:50:52] Reyes1 : doing the mad rambling thing I see. I thought I only did that.

[23:50:54] LoD : cannot trust Reyes1.

[23:51:02] LoD : D: He's on to me.

[23:51:06] LoD : AHHHHHH.

[23:51:06] Reyes1 : no... you really can't.

[23:51:45] LoD : must subscribe to Reyes1 to see if he is the spy, it might be known through his creations .

[23:51:46] * Reyes1 reads above comments.

[23:52:01] Reyes1 : wow.... you easily out crazy me... I need to pick up my game.

[23:52:16] Reyes1 : .

[23:52:24] Reyes1 : oh dear god no.....

[23:52:47] Reyes1 : Well I cant spy right now. i'mbanned from spore for a couple days.

[23:53:31] LoD : Apparently Maxis was hired by VEktrix to ban one of our members.

[23:53:42] Reyes1 : Those bastards.

[23:53:50] LoD : he must've mind controlled Reyes1 to say Hitler then reported him .

[23:54:04] * Reyes1 kicks Will Wirght in the crotch.

[23:54:06] LoD : oh no, We've lost one of our numbers X_X.

[23:54:22] Reyes1 : so hitler was behind it all along.

[23:54:33] LoD : yes.

[23:54:57] Reyes1 : my god.... this is how world war 2 started....... epic conspiracy.

[23:55:56] LoD : so, any plans on assassinating queen rebecca oentooohate?.

[23:56:04] Reyes1 : wait but for vek to have been ivolved he'd have to be atleast 100 and something years old.

[23:56:22] LoD : that's the point, he's the hitler's zombie .

[23:56:27] Reyes1 : not as of the moment no.

[23:56:37] Reyes1 : my god....