Funny Questions/quotes/pictures/etc.

by **Thobe** Thu May 20, 2010 12:37 pm

Post funny questions/quotes/pictures/etc. here!

I'll start off:

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

by **Arkanay** Thu May 20, 2010 9:54 pm

"Save water, drink beer." - Homer Simpson

"If you wanna have sex, use latex." - Snoop Dogg

by **Arkanay** Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:53 pm

Question: Why is "DarkSpore" called "DarkSpore", if it has practically nothing to do with "Spore"?

Answer: Because having the name "Spore" in it, will make many people across the globe automatically put the game in their shopping baskets, without thinking twice.

by **Icedmask** Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:20 am

Arkanay wrote:Question: Why is "DarkSpore" called "DarkSpore", if it has practically nothing to do with "Spore"?

Answer: Because having the name "Spore" in it, will make many people across the globe automatically put the game in their shopping baskets, without thinking twice.

That's not even funny, that's a fact Sad

Funny Questions/quotes/pictures/etc. God-listens-to-slayer

My hero wrote that, a true metalhead Razz

by **Tyrannigalox** Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:42 am

Ryuujin on the Sporum answering a question Jaconan asked..

Ryuujin wrote:
Jaconan wrote:What happens when the Unstoppable Force hits the Immovable Object?
Cannot happen because a truly unstoppable or immovable object would require infinite mass, and the only object in the universe that is that fat is your mom.

/end thread.

by **Arkanay** Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:54 am

Rofl at both Iced and Galox Laughing

by **Thobe** Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:15 am

revived?

by **Arkanay** Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:16 am

Thobe wrote:revived?

Rise...

Funny Questions/quotes/pictures/etc. Necromancer1

by **MetalStarTech** Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:30 am

They're gaving justin Timberlake a lifetime achievement award .
if they give it to him now they,re hoping he might retire early.

by **Pikachu** Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:35 am

Orks when faced with sipers.

Ork Boy: Er, Boss, Watz Dem red dots?

Ork Warboss: Dayz very hard to get ofz

by **LordRemington** Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:13 pm

@ Thobe's original post. The Twinkle twinkle and ABC tune thing is more of a Factoid that a funny quote isn't it?

by **Zellex** Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:06 pm

Rem will appreciate this one.

Watch out, Drop Bears ahead.
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by **LordRemington** Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:10 pm

haha, thats the most extreme koala I've ever seen. Finally one decided to stop eating eucalyptus leaves and get proactive. Looks like he's practising parkour Laughing

by **Zellex** Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:14 pm

Indeed.

I almost put up a pick of one eating a kangaroo, but thought better of it. Seach drop bears ain google images and you'll find it. Wink

by **Vektrix** Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:18 pm

MST: I don't like any artist releasing Greatest Hits albums and then adding new tracks to it we never heard before and then continue recording more albums... Why does Timberlake deserve a lifetime achievement award?

If Oranges are called oranges, why aren't Bananas called yellows?

by **Tyrannigalox** Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:19 pm

'Because they aaaarrrrr! Pirate

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by **LordRemington** Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:24 pm

Vektrix wrote:MST: I don't like any artist releasing Greatest Hits albums and then adding new tracks to it we never heard before and then continue recording more albums... Why does Timberlake deserve a lifetime achievement award?

If Oranges are called oranges, why aren't Bananas called yellows?

If you name fruit off of what the look like, then why aren't Durians called vomit and if you were going off taste, why aren't durians called extra vomit...............seriously if you've ever tasted a durian, you'd know what i mean, the taste is soo bad, month old mayonaise will taste like apple juice

by **MetalStarTech** Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:35 am

Vek as to my last hes -Well I cant put it but id like him shot with that bullet

Wahoo To Alcohol!! The cause of and solution to All of Life's problems - Homer Simpson

by **MetalStarTech** Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:50 pm

If Harry Potters so Fantastic! Why cant he cure his eye sight and get laid ? !!!

quote from Mock The Week

by **Tyrannigalox** Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:58 pm

http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/list/60783.page
^this

by **ArsDraconis** Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:32 pm

Well...probably the whole Science and Spore section could belong here, but especially something like this...

The Possible Existence of a Strange Anomaly known as Unicorns which is inversely related to Rainbows

Nice name for a thread. Now THAT's a discussion.