NEWS: Guy gets Royal couple tattooed on teeth

by **LordRemington** Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:43 am

Is there something stuck on your teeth? Oh no, that’s just a tattoo of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

One man has officially won The Windsor Knot’s royal wedding mania title by willingly paying £1,000 to submit to six hours in a dentist’s chair in order to have the famous duo emblazoned on his choppers. (The prize? Ridicule!)

British plumber Barmy Baz Franks, 29, got a dentist to use ultrafine brushes and stencils to paint images of the smiling royals. The temporary ivory art – known as “gnasher tats” – will last roughly three months, depending on how much Barmy Baz Franks brushes. “I’ve done some unusual dental cosmetics in my time, but this was certainly one of the strangest,” said the dentist, Dr. Neil Gerrard, in an interview with Small World News Service.

The patient says he was just doing his part to help celebrate the April 29 nuptials. “I love the royal family and this was my way of lending my support to their big day,” said Franks.

We think we know who would make a good match for the tattooed fan: The royal wedding hunger striker.
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http://windsorknot.today.com/_news/2011/04/27/6542797-royally-obsessed-man-gets-will-and-kate-tattooed-on-teeth

He.... got them tattooed on his teeth Shocked

I first thought "April fools?" but its the end of april and this article came from msnbc, so I couldn't imagine it being fake.

Still, if those pictures are real, that is one skilled artist.

Well atleast it only lasts three months, and not forever like a normal tattoo.

by **Trick** Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:44 am

Dear Lord

by **Vektrix** Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:50 am

The Gene Pool definitely needs some chlorine in it Hunf

by **Shadow** Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:50 am

That is just NO, why do such a thing? I respect certain people but would never have them tattooed on any part of my body. I have a tattoo but why would you have it on your teeth? Shall i knock them out for him do you think Laughing

by **Arkanay** Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:56 am

Wow...

From a distance, it just looks like his teeth are dirty.

Up close, it's just plain lame.

Damn. :/

by **Vektrix** Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:56 am

Shadow wrote:That is just NO, why do such a thing? I respect certain people but would never have them tattooed on any part of my body. I have a tattoo but why would you have it on your teeth? Shall i knock them out for him do you think

Normally, I do not condone violence, on this occasion, however, I'd say "Knock yourself out" but that is your intention with him Laughing

by **Shadow** Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:56 am

With pleasure.

by **Lord_Lonestar** Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:26 am

Oh god, from far away it looks like he never brushed his front teeth in years and up close it just... just... looks pretty damn dumb.

by **OneDeadSlime** Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:04 am

Sweet jesus Surprised

by **Red-Indigo** Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:24 am

Thank goodness it only lasts for three months or so! I think had it been permanant, he would have lived to really regret that Laughing

by **Shardna** Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:30 am

Eww! Teeth tattoos?! That's just pure wrong. Thank god they are going to last at least for three months. I would hate to get that kind of thing in my teeth.

by **Red-Indigo** Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:07 am

Its like those teeth jewels people have. Only this is alot more stupid. Seriously, I don't think Id be flattered if someone said they tatooed my face on their teeth.

by **Arkanay** Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:13 am

Red-Indigo wrote:Its like those teeth jewels people have.

I know someone who has one of those. I personally don't think it looks good at all. But hey. It's not harming anyone. Razz

by **Red-Indigo** Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 am

No, its not! But I wouldnt have it done myself. Each to their own.

Whereas this, I would be harmed if I found my face on someones tooth! Its kinda wierd Laughing