Vek's Top Tens =Greatest Comedy Songs=

I like making top tens, so thought I'd share some with you. They will cover both the best and the worst, but not at the same time. You can feel free to critique my lists, submit your own or even suggest those that should be on my lists but aren't.

This Week's Top Ten
Greatest Comedy Songs.

As usual, this is purely my opinion. Feeling down, and need a laugh or just an opportunity to gawp at the idiocy and audacity, you have come to the right place. Here are ten songs that laugh out loud funny or just unsurpassed in a "Did they really do that" kind of way. Enjoy.

NB: One or two of these are a tad more mature in nature, so be warned.

10. "I was Alone" by Bill Bailey


9. "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al Yankovic


8. "Doctorin' the Tardis" by The Timelords


7. "Stutter Rap" by Morris Minor and the Majors


6. "Star Trekkin'" by The Firm


5. "Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python


4. "My Old Man's a Dustman" by Lonnie Donergan


3. "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by Monty Python


2. "Insect Nation" by Bill Bailey


1. "Let's Do it" by Victoria Wood


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This Week's Top Ten
Best WWE Entrance Themes... EVER

This is ALL ABOUT the music. This has NOTHING to do with my opinion of the wrestler (even though I happen to like all the wrestlers featured except Hulk Hogan). Some of you may be surprised by some of the artists that have composed or lent their music to the WWE for this purpose.

10. Kane: "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven


9. Hulk Hogan: "Real American" by Jim Johnston


8. Lita: "LoveFuryPassionEnergy" by Boxcar


7. Randy Orton: "Voices" by Rev Theory


6. Shawn Michaels: "Sexy Boy" by Jim Johnston


5. Ted Dibiase: "Money Money Money" by Jim Johnston


4. D-Generation X: "Are you Ready?" by The Chris Warren Band


3. The Undertaker: "Graveyard Symphony" by Frederic Chopin (Jim Johnston Edit)


2. Randy Orton: "Burn in my Light" by Mercy Drive


1. Triple H: "The Game" by Motorhead


Trivia: Other artists that have contributed music to the WWE include Disturbed (Steve Austin's entrance), Metallica (for a 2009 PPV - they also supplied music for Sting in the WCW) and various classical composers, incl. Beethoven (with Jim Johnston edits.) However, Motorhead have supplied THREE different songs for Evolution and Triple H and Saliva performed several tracks for a WrestleMania (as well as Batista's theme.) The Undertaker has also used music by Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock (both of whom have performed live at WrestleMania, as have Motorhead). Tinie Tempah composed and performed WrestleMania 27's theme "Written in the Stars", and of course, many acts have performed the US National Anthem at WrestleMania, including Blackstreet, Keri Hilson and Diana Ross.

Vek i cant dispute the fact they are some of the best but Id replace Kane with this as Vek wishes he was Edge for one reason Live Sex with Leta but dont blame him boys we all would

I was toying with Edge's theme song, MST, but I though Kane's had more musical merit. I was also considering CM Punk, Ashley Massaro, Bret Hart (too repetitive), Randy Savage, British Bulldog and Ric Flair (the last three all used classical music for those that didn't know.)

I will not dispute my attraction to Lita, though.

out thoghs id have said Bret Hart or Ric Flair Vek as both defined generations but speeking as long time WWF/WWE fan and Bret Hitman Harts in all truth may i recigmend u consider ur top 10 wrstlers at some later point

The only one I can remember from when I watched WWE is the undertaker's theme.

hmm somewhat on this topic. I have a song I downloaded from itunes from Killswitch Engage, but its from a WWE soundtrack album. It says its a theme, but I have no idea who's theme. I just downloaded it because I like Killswitch engage.



Any clue who's theme it it Pat?

its CM Punk The Fire Burns from 2006 Remi

This Week's Top Ten
Worst Songs to get to No' 1 in the UK Singles Chart... EVER

As usual, this is purely my opinion. However, all of these songs annoy the hell out of me, and I struggle immensely to understand anyone who does like them. Enjoy.

10. "MMMBop" by Hanson


9. "Cha Cha Slide" by DJ Casper


8. "Baby Cakes" by Three of a Kind


7. "We Will Rock you" by Five feat. Brian May


6. "Pure and Simple" by Hear'Say


5. "Chico Time" by Chico


4. "Mambo No' 5" by Bob the Builder


3. "My Heart Will Go on" by Celine Dion


2. "Barbie Girl" by Aqua


1. "Crazy Frog" by Axel F

The number 1 tune by Axel F should have never been picked up by "crazy frog". It worked greatly on the Eddie Murphy movie where he's a detective, where it first appeared, and should have been left there.

I agree, it demeans an excellent riff which gives you an image of Eddie Murphy at his best, not some dumb, pointless and ultimately demeaning to human thought, frog.

lol when me and my brother were little, my brother used to LOVE the barbie girl song. He used to sing it a lot. I occasionally still tease him about it, if he is being annoying.

And agreed. That Axel F Crazy Frog song drove me insane when it was popular.

I don't understand why people like Crazy Frog. It puzzles me.

My grandad managed to send a virus with the crazy frog file. It meant it played over the top of anything I listened to on the computer -_-

Was so annoying.

Oh, come on... Celine shouldn't really belong up there.

Didzo wrote:Oh, come on... Celine shouldn't really belong up there.

Like I said, my opinion, it is an appalling song that reminds me of an appalling movie. I don't understand people that like it, but hey, what can I do about it?

Shame, cause the original Axel F theme song is good.

This Week's Top Ten
Greatest Comedy Songs.

As usual, this is purely my opinion. Feeling down, and need a laugh or just an opportunity to gawp at the idiocy and audacity, you have come to the right place. Here are ten songs that laugh out loud funny or just unsurpassed in a "Did they really do that" kind of way. Enjoy.

NB: One or two of these are a tad more mature in nature, so be warned.

10. "I was Alone" by Bill Bailey


9. "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al Yankovic


8. "Doctorin' the Tardis" by The Timelords


7. "Stutter Rap" by Morris Minor and the Majors


6. "Star Trekkin'" by The Firm


5. "Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python


4. "My Old Man's a Dustman" by Lonnie Donergan


3. "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by Monty Python


2. "Insect Nation" by Bill Bailey


1. "Let's Do it" by Victoria Wood