In your Dreams

Like my hoover dream I remember each of them REALLY well, which is kinda cool. The last one was maybe the weirdest. All my dreams are cinematic In the last one I went to a warehouse to buy a giant motorcycle, but when I looked just round the corner the giant hoovers were there, and they chased me to the seaside I hid behind a bush and they went onto the beach terrorising people, but fell into the sea and drowned. The weird thing was, THAT WASN'T THE END! I then went back to the warehouse and told the owner what happened, and then he said he built the giant hoovers. So I hit him and set the warehouse on fire. THEN I woke up, feeling quite refreshed.

lol, Marky, that sounds like the next blockbuster movie.

This morning I had another weird dream. I was driving my car down hill in town while singing in disguised voices. At some point the car disappeared and I was shoving an empty shopping cart down the middle of the street past hundreds of people queueing up for the tram. I was slightly embarrassed because the cart made such a racket.

Down at the very end, I had to go around a curve to reach the store, only they did some construction and I had to go back and find another way. I tried climbing over the wall but the cart was not co-operating.

The scene shifted to my left and a giant Kevin James wrapped in an American flag - arranged like a landscape, with a sunset and everything - proceeded to telling a nonsense story. He kept shifting, which caused a small tremble every time and had people screaming in both joy and terror.

Then I woke up.

I don't think anyone would want to hear about my dreams. They are beyond odd, mysterious, beautiful, etc.

I occasionally remember fragments of my dreams and i usually wont remember the whole thing until something happens in real life that reminds me of it, if that makes sense >.>

On another not, i haven't had a true omgwtfbbq nightmare in a fairly long time. Most of the nightmares that i remember usually are of me inflicting suffering onto others. One nightmare that will really stick in my mind is one where i actually thought it was real life. I was getting up and getting ready for work but my hands felt really weird. i went into the bathroom to clean my teeth and when i looked in the mirror my face was all torn up. Then i looked down at my body and realized that i had no skin. I then woke up. Or at least i thought i did. So i rolled over to check my phone, which operates as my alarm clock, and i saw someone standing over me in a hood. I then woke up for real and was like "wtf...".

I hate dreams like that, where you think you wake up only to find your still dreaming... Creeps the SPORE out of me...

Jakster wrote:I occasionally remember fragments of my dreams and i usually wont remember the whole thing until something happens in real life that reminds me of it, if that makes sense >.>

It does. That happens to me too.

Ya, I've had a few of those types of dreams where you wake up but still in a dream.

I've had a lot of nightmares where my dad is dying again and again or killing me. Those always seem real. I wake up out of breath and almost in tears.

Sakiara wrote:

I've had a lot of nightmares where my dad is dying again and again or killing me. Those always seem real. I wake up out of breath and almost in tears.

I've had countless dreams where ive had to try and stop my loved ones from killing me... None of them feel real but.

On the other hand ive had alot of dreams where im killing people i love (or at least like). I once had a dream i tore the head off some chick that i thought i liked... I told her about it (bad idea) and she called me a "*CENSORED* Psycho Piece of *CENSORED* *CENSORED*". Havent spoken to her since

Well Jakster, it's not really my loved ones. My dad actually died (like in real life), so that's why they are nightmares.

Lol, why would you tell her?! That's kind of funny though

I dont know, i have trouble keeping things like that to myself.

Fully just remembered an awesome dream where i thought i was a Space Marine >.>

Jakster wrote: I told her about it (bad idea) and she called me a "*CENSORED* Psycho Piece of *CENSORED* *CENSORED*". Havent spoken to her since

Piece of advice. Now this is just my feeling, so don't quote me on this.... but i don't think a girl would want you to tell her you dreamed about ripping her head off.

LordRemington wrote:

Jakster wrote: I told her about it (bad idea) and she called me a "*CENSORED* Psycho Piece of *CENSORED* *CENSORED*". Havent spoken to her since

Piece of advice. Now this is just my feeling, so don't quote me on this.... but i don't think a girl would want you to tell her you dreamed about ripping her head off.

Haha basically. I dont care really, she turned out to be a SPORE anyways.

I dreamed that I was running away from something invisible in a forest.

It was...scarily weird.

Lolol, what a romantic thing to say, Jak



I knew this person that had dreams about murdering her own family. Serious stuff. Gladly she got professional help and everything seems to be fine now.

Trickatel wrote:I dreamed that I was running away from something invisible in a forest.

It was...scarily weird.

or was it weirdly scary 0_o


I've had a couple dreams like that. Half the time it was me running away from a Yowie

LordRemington wrote:

Trickatel wrote:I dreamed that I was running away from something invisible in a forest.

It was...scarily weird.

or was it weirdly scary 0_o


I've had a couple dreams like that. Half the time it was me running away from a Yowie

Yowie? What's that?

Trickatel wrote:

LordRemington wrote:

Trickatel wrote:I dreamed that I was running away from something invisible in a forest.

It was...scarily weird.

or was it weirdly scary 0_o


I've had a couple dreams like that. Half the time it was me running away from a Yowie

Yowie? What's that?

Australia's answer to bigfoot

Sakiara wrote:

A Yowie kicking some pterodactyl ass

Ah kay.

O.o

*snip*

Video fail....

sjhorm wrote:*snip*

lol, I had to

Yeahhhhh... Thats a hit and a miss, horm...

Jakster wrote:

sjhorm wrote:*snip*

lol, I had to

Yeahhhhh... Thats a hit and a miss, horm...

Oh crap. I just watched it
Bunch of people getting arrested

Yeahhh... The concept was funny in theory but no.

I'll tell you one of my recent ones then. I'm fairly good at remembering dreams, but I can't remember all the details.

I had some women on the floor, my giant claws trembling with power but in pain. My neck cracked to the side and I sicked up hot blood over her. She started to scream in agony. I tore her chest open and climbed inside of her corpse, her sharp ribs locking me inside. It all went black and there was nothing...nothing but the stars themselves. I opened my eyes and I was in a mountain forest... but the snow itself was purely black and there were wire-frame animals I couldn't recognise walking around chanting a calming tune. The sun itself was leaking blue and the skies looked frozen, small drops of black snow were beating down. I walked on, but I could hear the voice of the person I desired the most. She told to watch... just simply watch. I came towards a small lake spiralling downwards into a black hole. A ghostly figure told me that it's time for me to leave this world and death is but the next great adventure. But I cheated.

I tore my fleshy form off and threw it into the hole. My inner-self was growing worse, I was losing proper control of myself in the end and the tree's around me were screaming, a black and red fire was blazing through the forest. I was engulfed by the flames, but nothing happened. I just kept walking through different sceneries, but I had a screeching voice in my head the whole time going "EVERYTHING IS DEAD AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!". It stopped as I reached the sea. I turned round. Nothing. I turned back. The sea started to ripple and turn around me. The flames around my inhuman body were wrapped around myself as the water engulfed me.

Something hit my in the head in the confusion and I woke up... naked in my normal body. The surrounding was back in a forest with normal white snow. A wolf came over and sniffed me. It pulled me up and I rode on it's back to a giant fortress. It looked like something you'd see in a fantasy novel. I dismounted and hovered off the ground towards the grand doors. The guards bowed down as I approached. Robes were now flowing with me in the cold and ancient winds. Blue fire danced around in a circle respecting the raw power being emmited. The doors opened and the White and grey throne was sitting there empty. I sat down on it.

People came in and out, some melting through the floor, others turning around in the air and shooting off into the distance. But it all stopped when she walked in. She walked up to the throne infront of me and was coming towards me. She was going to please me and make me feel complete forever. She came in closer and then I heard a voice shouting at me.

LEWIS, WAKE UP! IT'S 7:00 and YOU NEED TO GOTO WORK!
I woke up at this point and has to go to work >:[

Holy s**t. Thats pretty f**king glorious...