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My Dark Joke.

Post by Tyranidking on Fri May 21, 2010 8:41 am

The first joke I have ever made is here. Please tell me your opinion. I personally hate the One Sheet guy in the bounty adverts, so here's a little reliever. Yes, it's rude, so spoilers.

One Sheet and his family

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Recently, One Sheet has been involved in publishing his autobiography, since his fame has hit fever pitch after the recent advertisements. In this epic book, he has been letting readers see his family for the first time through his own eyes.

He documents the history of his protective mother, Oh Sheet, and his workaholic father, Tough Sheet. He was also thoroughly proud to announce his two sons, one is a professional animal fighter, Bull Sheet, and the other is a scientist who loves to state the obvious, affectionately named No Sheet. He was extremely proud of his diverse family, but also managed to make time to mention those who are more distant.

His cousin is a great example. Being a deeply religious main of the Christian Faith, One Sheet always goes to his cousin, a priest, for spiritual advice. His cousin, father Holy Sheet. He also gives his attention to the poorer side of his family, offering aid to his brother-in-law, Jack Sheet. His family isn't always so benevolent.

There is a thief in the Sheet family. One who has lied through his teeth to keep him safe. He is known only to the populace by the nickname "Whataloada" Sheet. His first name has never been discovered. There is also his Father's sister, who works as a sexual torturer. She goes by the name, Horny Sheet.

These names were, interestingly, removed in the published work. When asked if he had another relative he'd like to mention, One Sheet looked down with a sigh and spoke of his third, deceased son, Whogivesa Sheet.

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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by Arkanay on Fri May 21, 2010 8:44 am

That's some funny sheet.
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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by SuperLoki on Fri May 21, 2010 8:57 am

lawl. Nice.

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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by ArticShock on Fri May 21, 2010 9:09 am

Ha, that is great!
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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by Hawkbird2000 on Fri May 21, 2010 10:16 am

I can't see it
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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by Tyranidking on Fri May 21, 2010 10:24 am

You have to highlight the spoiler section after opening it.

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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by Hawkbird2000 on Fri May 21, 2010 10:28 am

ok
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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by Hawkbird2000 on Fri May 21, 2010 10:29 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by Lumorei on Fri May 21, 2010 11:06 am

funny sheets you got there. Laughing
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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by Blaze on Fri May 21, 2010 11:41 am

lol dude that is epic

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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by bmpalmann on Fri May 21, 2010 7:23 pm

Great use of "sheets"! Very Happy

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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by LordRemington on Fri May 21, 2010 8:54 pm

suprised sheet head never came up Razz. great joke

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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by Tyranidking on Sat May 22, 2010 12:17 am

Glad you likey ^^

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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by LoD on Sat May 22, 2010 8:47 am

This joke is a bunch of bull sheet!!!!
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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by Hawkbird2000 on Sat May 22, 2010 8:51 am

HAHAHAHAHA
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Re: My Dark Joke.

Post by Tyranidking on Sat May 22, 2010 10:41 am

Razz LoD ^^

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