Stupid things you have done.

What´s a skirt?



Anyways, a similar situation to Kyle´s happened to me once. I got onto the wrong car, same brand and color. I oppened the back door, saw a carpet on the backseat with flowers on top, so I asked: "What´s this?" Then there was a very confused lady sitting at the driver´s seat looking at me.
I realised I entered the wrong car so I just turned back and shut the door. When I turned back, there was a kid to enter the car I was in. But he didn´t even look at me or acted strange. He just waited for me to move away and entered.

Gladly the real car was a few meters back so I could make a quick escape

lol, a lot of funny stories. Would be hilarious to see someone getting in another person's car

There's a lot of stupid things I've done. Here's just a few:
- threw up out of a school bus window on a pub crawl
- was really hung over for a couple of finals at college...
- went into the wrong classrooms. There was one time where I went into a senior art class. They knew everyone there, so they were practically staring at me the whole time. I was retarded and didn't leave until we had a break....don't ask me why.
- I had a lame curfew in high school. I was late for it one night, so I was driving like 140km/hour (80m/h I think?). A deer came out of nowhere and took off a quarter of the hood of the car
- Another night where I had a curfew. I didn't show up at all...my mom drove all over the place panicking and looking for me.

I was really bad in high school and first year of college.....

Idk, can't think of anymore atm.

I have a record of failing miserably.

https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img214/9449/coolstoryomni.jpg Just don't even ask.

This one isn't my fail, but its funny as hell. Its also a little inappropriate.

Alright so last year... I think it was last year. Some kid on the football team or some other team pee'd in a bad and chucked it out the bus window. (I have weird a** schoolmates) and well... It hit somebodies car window. Well the car trailed the bus and eventually the kid got in trouble. What a dumba**

Also... Last year. I'm positive it was last year. Anyone remember a news story about Sexting ins a highschool? I don't know if this aired in the Europe, but *Facepalm* That was my school. Good lord...

Now when it comes to my fails it usually consists of random things or just blatant stupidity.

I really can't think of my own fails at the moment, but I know I've had some at some point.

I have them a lot on Forums, but I couldn't name any in real life. I'll think about it.

I slipped in the restroom when I was in 3rd grade(the floor was wet) while I was running and then there was a sink in front of me which I hit face first. I was knocked out.

kyle_r93 wrote:Opened a door to a car I thought was ours, but turned out there were people in it so I slammed the door and ran....

My grandpa did that. Except he kept talking while being in another woman´s car.

I went into the wrong room for my exams

And once I stayed up the entire night. That morning, I find out I had an exam, to which I kind of struggled since I was sleep deprived D:

I once tried to get into a subway just as the doors were closing, that kind of James bond crap.

Well.... My timing was a little off, and it ended up grabbing my foot. I was in the first car, so the conductor noticed and freed me from the door. But... It was really stupid of me to even try that.

I remember one time I was going on a school field trip. I sat 3rd row from the back, my friend and her mom who was shaperoning, sat behind me. My friend kept tellin me to quiet down becuase I was quite loud. So the next time he did, I turned around and started sayin, "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT T-" I stopped...realizing I just yelled at the chaperone 0__o

@Blaze that I assume ended badly.

Blaze wrote:I remember one time I was going on a school field trip. I sat 3rd row from the back, my friend and her mom who was shaperoning, sat behind me. My friend kept tellin me to quiet down becuase I was quite loud. So the next time he did, I turned around and started sayin, "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT T-" I stopped...realizing I just yelled at the chaperone 0__o

Ouch Unlucky.

I've ate paper. Yes, I once did. I was young at the time.

TyrannoFan wrote:I've ate paper. Yes, I once did. I was young at the time.

A whole sheet?

Trickatel wrote:

TyrannoFan wrote:I've ate paper. Yes, I once did. I was young at the time.

A whole sheet?

Noo...

Reminds me, I have eaten (part of) a candle once :")

Aieru wrote:Reminds me, I have eaten (part of) a candle once :")

My brother ate cat food. And he said it was nice!

Trickatel wrote:

Aieru wrote:Reminds me, I have eaten (part of) a candle once :")

My brother ate cat food. And he said it was nice!

I ate dog chocolates once. Shared it with a friend. ^^